So the rumors of 4Fast4Furious have been rolling around for awhile. The rumor about it containing almost the ENTIRE original cast seems to be legit. The rumor that it will be based in between 2 and 3 seems to be somewhat legit. The rumor that it will only be a 30 minute Mini Movie directed by Vin himself? I hope not.

Fast & Furious

The 5 Most Pause-Worthy Moments in Archie Comics

I grew up on Archie Comics. I was always more of a Betty person, but even at times Midge would do it for me. You guys who work at AXB really are Dilton type people, but everyone gets a Veronica from time to time.

Complex put together some great time and effort to gather this fantastic list and need to get credit for such and endeavor.

"When the President does it, it's NOT illegal." FINALLY!

I had been avoiding Frost/Nixon just because of it's similarities to the film W, which I do not care for. If I may rant just for a moment feel free to read below the trailer for Frost/Nixon, if not then enjoy the trailer.






There are few people and fewer films that contain my political views. These are easily described and very much not enjoyed by others in my field.

I think that America is the greatest country in the world, that is not questioned. I also believe that it is our job AS the greatest country to make sure that anyone else in the world that creates turmoil be brought down in a hail of gun fire by our military.

I think that it is our place to rule the world with an Iron Fist along with our supporting countries. I think that the President of the USA as the leader of the world, should never be questioned in actions or etiquette, and should have final say on any and all decisions without legal action.

I think that the President when elected receives a 'Get Out of Jail Free Card' so to speak on any and all present and future endeavors. This of course would be null if he started shooting people in the street and such, which he would then be put somewhere safe, yet not a jail, and should NEVER stand trial.

"When the President does it, it's NOT illegal." Well said Frost/Nixon...well said.

Rule of 3 completes it's cycle with Leroi Moore

Leroi Browns died yesterday afternoon of complications from an accident in June.Moore served as saxophonist and founding member of the Dave Matthews Band.






In a release from the Dave Matthews Band official website, the official statement of the band read;

We are deeply saddened that LeRoi Moore, saxophonist and founding member of Dave Matthews Band, died unexpectedly Tuesday afternoon, August 19, 2008, at Hollywood Presbyterian Medical Center in Los Angeles from sudden complications stemming from his June ATV accident on his farm near Charlottesville, Virginia. LeRoi had recently returned to his Los Angeles home to begin an intensive physical rehabilitation program

Has Viral Advertising Gone Sour?

Oh, J.J. ... What have you created?

Are we, the huddled masses, rushing towards your endeavors? Or, are we all just lambs waiting for your grand attack?

Many of your recent projects have been pushed ahead of their original release coordinates: Star Trek ... from X-mas 2008 to summer 2009 - FRINGE from August '08 to September - Cloverfield II to the AKCD!

Fans don't really want answers, we want entertainment.
These new Internet viral sites serve virtually no purpose; they are only confusing and lead true fans far from their goal: The ULTIMATE in mind f*ck.

Therefor, while there's a whole universe waiting to be grabbed, and you have literally millions of fans at your current disposal ... why are you getting all "show me a little and not deliver the goods?"

Okay ... So, you've delivered the goods.
But, how far are fans willing to go?

Only time will tell.





G'night Shyamalan.

It's exactly like Heat...but different

Robert Deniro and Al Pacino in the same movie?? Sure it's been seen before, but it's been nothing less than awesome every other time, why not now?

Righteous Kill, set to be released on September 12th has a new trailer, and of course AXB Enterprises has it as well.





Is this the greatest cast ever put together? I think so, sure we would have liked Sticky Fingaz as a ninja vampire, but no movie is perfect.


Cast (in alphabetical order)


Al Pacino ... Rooster
Robert De Niro ... Turk
50 Cent ... Spider
Brian Dennehy ... Lieutenant Hingus
Rob Dyrdek ... Robert Milton Bradley
Carla Gugino ... Karen Kleisner
John Leguizamo ... Detective Perez
Donnie Wahlberg ... Detective Riley

First look at Chuck Palahniuk's Choke

Thanks to IMDB Pro and the folks at Pop Sugar, here is the first look at the film adaptation of Chuck Palahniuk's Choke.

2 down...1 to go

I did not mention anything about Bernie Mac's death because his level of fame in my mind had no impact. His show was mediocre and his legacy will be the whiney kid. Am I saddened that he died? Of course. Will I remember him in 6 months? No.



Who I WILL remember is Isaac Hayes. His life ended today at the age of 65.






Not only will I remember him from his work as Chef, but the man who created the greatest theme of all time, of course the theme from Shaft. Scientologist or not, the man was a legend.

Rule of 3. Who will be next?


UPDATE: AXB Enterpriser Daryl Toor from attentiongroup.com forwarded me this photo from IsaacHayes.com. Say it ain't so Sam.

G.I.Joe Resolute footage. FINALLY from ComicCon

The office move is a pain in the ass, but expect all new merch within weeks to commemorate.


In other news, G.I.Joe Resolute was givin to ComicCon fans in the form of a teaser, and apparently it's taken this long to upload it from their cellphone.

New Offices for AXB Enterprises

Over the next few weeks we will be integrating the AXB Enterprises into its new home. This means lesser posts, as you may have noticed, and possibly an overhaul of the site itself.

Stay tuned for updates on the process, and a new mailing address for any Blog Related merch.

Red Sonja...Thought it was McGowanless?

I love Comic Con. More than the AVN Awards, and even more than the BET Awards. It is a magical time.

First look at the posters for the 2010 release of Red Sonja.

Punisher: War Zone. Red Band like it should be

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen...Damon Wayans?

Little is really known, but TransformersMovie.com has been updated with a fairly crypic subtitle.




I say that as long as there are Dino-Bots I''ll be happy. Perhaps they will battle the GoBots??? Most likely neither, but Megan Fox is going to be in it so that's enough.

Dark Knight. What I Did. What I Didn't. What I Want.

I don't like reviews. Most are contrived and fed entirely on another persons words. In that vein I will list the best, and worst features, and nothing more.

What I Liked:

1. The "Magic" trick.
2. "Doberman or a Chihuahua? It'll stand up against a CAT."
3. Joker laughing while falling only to be caught by his ankle. Thanks Jack.
4. "Wanna know how I got these scars?"
5. Even while trying to find him, you can't see Heath in The Joker.


What I Didn't Like:

1. Batman's voice. What the hell?
2. You're surrounded by buildings and sitting in the Batman costume. Why no tinted windows?
3. The BatPod, and its ridiculous launch.
4. Two Face and his awkward makeup. Good thing his eye wasn't burned...at all.
5. Secret BatCave...conveniently next to a parking lot. Never gonna find that one.
6. The complete and utter waste of Scarecrow.


What I Want for Batman Returns...Again.

1. Hush
2. Black Mask, and the subsequent loss of Lucius Fox's face.
3. Arkham Escape. Dr. Zsasz, Mad Hatter, Scarface
4. Anarky
5. BANE


That's all I've got to say.

My City Screams

The Spirit, AKA the much anticipated Sin City 1.5, has just released their new trailer for our viewing pleasure. Also for our pleasure is a weird variety of hotties in some sort of suspended animation.

Enjoy it before they force me to take it down.

Terminator: Salivate...tion

Christian Bale as John Connor is a good casting no doubt. Hell, Christian Bale as anything is a good casting. His role in Terminator:Salvation is sure to please. Set to be released May 22, 2009, the trailer will debut in theaters before Dark Knight, but AXB Enterprises, in conjunction with Yahoo Movies, has it here. Hit the picture to link.

"Maximum Bob: The Movie" to be called Max Payne

Apparently Mark Wahlberg will star alongside Beau Bridges in the follow-up to the most beloved tv of all time, Maximum Bob.



They have unwisely changed the title to Max Payne to go along with the videogame based on Beau Bridges' character. I don't understand, but here is the trailer.





This film does have merit though. Guns, death, and Mila Kunis. Perhaps her first nude scene? Either that or its a random set of breasts made to trick me into thinking it's Mila Kunis' first nude scene.








---UPDATE: So I guess this was a video game ONLY, and has no relation to Maximum Bob or Liz Vassey. Just for grins, here's a shot of Liz Vassey anyways.---

Elfquest coming to theaters

The Hollywood Reporter is reporting from Hollywood, ironic I know, that Elfquest has made a major step in coming to theaters.

"Elfquest," the cult comic by Wendy and Richard Pini, is heading to the big screen courtesy of Warners Bros. and Rawson Thurber.

Thurber will write, direct and produce the feature, whose format is undetermined."



If they can do Dark Crystal and The LOTR characters look half believable, you can put some guy in some elf ears riding on a mechanical wolf. We can do it. We have the technology.

33 year old Thurber has already brought us Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story and the GENIUS of Terry Tate, Office Linebacker, seen here;

Terminator Salvation and Watchmen trailers

Coming Soon has released information that The Dark Knight will feature MULTIPLE debut trailers on its July 18th release date.

:...you can expect are the first trailers for Warner Bros.' Terminator Salvation (May 22, 2009), which of course also stars Christian Bale, Zack Snyder's graphic novel adaptation Watchmen (Mar. 6, 2009), and the Ridley Scott-directed thriller Body of Lies (Oct. 10), with Leonardo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe."

Thank you Dominos! New Dark Knight Trailer

While AXB tries to decipher while his account has been deleted, I will return to the ring to provide you with the entertainment needed.

Domino's has joined the ranks of upcoming Mummy movie by teaming with a Pizza chain to release their newest trailer.

Confusing? Yes.

Delicious? Of course.

James Bond rode a Vespa.....giggle

The new trailer for Quantum of Solace is out, and is just as exciting as you'd expect. Apparently Bond is lost in the desert wearing a tuxedo and some sort of semi automatic weapon. Been there. The one redeeming factor once again, is Olga Kurylenko. Stay tuned after the trailer for the good stuff.

A list of all the movies Olga Kurylenko has been nude of and pictures? Here you go.

Top 3 Comic Books that NEED to be Movies

1. Preacher - written by Garth Ennis



Hi, I'm Jesse Custer. I was possessed by the offspring of an Angel and a Demon. I can cause you to shove your head up your own ass just by telling you to. I'm joined by an Irish Vampire Alcoholic. Along my journey I will fight the Grim Reaper who just so happens to be an old west gunfighter. Did I mention Arseface?

Make this movie. Make it now.



2. Nth Man - written by Larry Hama



Nth Man is a comic book about an American ninja in World War III. Challenge that premise alone. Russians, Muties, Clowns, and Ninjas. Plus written by Larry Hama and described by himself as his favorite work? Easy choice.



3. Marvel 1602 - written by Neil Gaiman



Setting the Marvel Universe 400 years early was a stroke of genius by Gaiman. Putting all the characters we are used to in the Elizabethan era and situations of the time. Featuring Spiderman, the X-Men, Captain America, Fantastic Four, Doctor Doom, and everyone else you know and love. The imagery alone would be worth the price of admission, and the story could finally legitimize comic book movies with an Oscar (Not counting Dick Tracy).

Damn You Brendan Fraser!!!!

I've been watching a LOT of MTVHits lately on my cable, and I've gotta say that I'm not impressed. Simple reviews before I get to business.

Tokio Hotel - The Rasmus if Lauri was a girl.

Metro Station - TAKE OFF THE RED PANTS!!!! "Shake It" it is a fun song, but the only redeeming factor is that one of the singers is Miley Cyrus' brother.

Tyga - Nice tattoos. You put the lime in the coconut? Got it. Then straight whiskey????


Back to MTV. Brendan Fraser showed up on set to promote Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D and that raskly reporter threw in a G.I.Joe question. Good girl, I think I love you.

Vern Troyer Sex Tape. Yes, I said it.

FINALLY Vern Troyer has a sex tape with an awkward Frida Kahlo looking hooker. It might be the creepiest thing I've ever seen. Will I watch it when it's released? Yes...yes of course.

Click the picture for a link to the glorious TMZ to watch the clip. You can't go back. Just a warning.



No doubt in my mind he's going to eat that girl. No pun intended, he's clearly an Ugnaut. In related news, who knew that Vern Troyer has the worlds smallest tattoos ever created.??




Now, AXB Enterprises presents the Top Ten sexually implicit Vern Troyer movie quotes.



10. "Doing stunt work is risky, but it's something I enjoy."

9. "We were doing the dance routine and I dislocated my knee."

8. "I think it was a good challenge for me to get my reactions across without being able to speak."

7. "I've done approximately 15 films, and most of the things I've done have either been stunt or costume work."

6. "There aren't too many people who can actually double me, so I do most of my stunts ..."

5. "What I really enjoy the most is seeing what the crowd likes. I enjoy making people laugh."

4. "It's a movie. It's entertainment. If other little people feel like they're being offended, it doesn't offend me, so just take it as it is."

3. "In the film, I'm not very mobile, like in the space suit."

2. "I've played a baby panda bear to a gorilla to an alien..."

1. "In high school and college all my friends and my brother wrestled."

An Oedipal tale from Rob Zombie

Tyrannosaurus Rex - 51% Motherfucker, 49% Son of a Bitch. Now, I'm not sure where this is actually legal, but perhaps an incestual ass kicker will test good in the Catskills. Why go across the street when you can go across the hall???




Awesome.

Unfortunately it does not contain Werewolves, Nazis, or Nicholas Cage.....yet.


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